13 Things That Would Be Better With Jessica Chastain (It's Not Just #TrueDetectiveSeason2)

HBO tells us the Oscar nominee will not appear in the show's second season, but we still wish she were

By John Boone May 21, 2014 10:15 PMTags
Jessica Chastain, CannesPascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

Jessica Chastain will not be joining season two of True Detective, according to reps for Jessica Chastain and HBO. Which is only disappointing because THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING. Jessica Chastain makes everything better, like...

1. #TrueDetectiveSeason2

Seriously, it would have been amazing.

2. Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice

No disrespect to Ben Affleck.

3. And Wonder Woman.

Just 'cause.

4. Fifty Shades of Grey

As Christian Grey.

5. David Letterman's Replacement

6. The Mother on How I Met Your Mother

7. The Answer to Every Buzzfeed Quiz

8. Politics

9. Religion

10. Brandi Chastain

11. Jury Duty

12. The DMV

13. Everything. Because everything is better with Jessica Chastain.