Jessica Chastain will not be joining season two of True Detective, according to reps for Jessica Chastain and HBO. Which is only disappointing because THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING. Jessica Chastain makes everything better, like...
Seriously, it would have been amazing.
2. Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice
No disrespect to Ben Affleck.
3. And Wonder Woman.
As Christian Grey.
5. David Letterman's Replacement
6. The Mother on How I Met Your Mother
7. The Answer to Every Buzzfeed Quiz
10. Brandi Chastain
11. Jury Duty
12. The DMV
13. Everything. Because everything is better with Jessica Chastain.