You know how you spend all your free time watching cat videos? Well, now you don't have to go searching for them on YouTube like some kind of Neanderthal.
Why? Because there is now a channel that is all cats, all the time.
Pluto.TV has a channel called Cats 24/7 and it is purrfect. (C'mon, you saw that pun coming. Don't hate the punner. Hate the puns. Or something).
The channel's description goes like this: "All cats, all the time. 24/7/365. We've got kittens too. Meow-mazing."
Cats and kittens? Be still our beating hearts. But not too still or else we will die. And we can't die because now there is a channel that's just 24/7 cat videos!
So what kind of cat programs will you find on Cats 24/7 (channel 406)? You'll get Scaredy Cats, Famous Felines, Cats Gone Viral (all the cat videos you could ever want), and our personal favorite: Putting Up with Humans. Because the best part about cats is how they barely deign to exist in the same world as us.
Not a cat person? Then what are you doing in this story? Are you a dog lover coming to troll this article with comments about how dogs are better than cats? Well, sir or ma'am, you are just the worst. But lucky for you, we serve to provide all the information necessary, so we can tell you that channel 407, right below Cats 24/7, is the channel for you: Dogs 24/7.
We hope that you've already clicked over to Cats 24/7 to watch a human dress up as a cat tree in an attempt to infiltrate a cat playroom. That's the kind of quality programing that you'll come to expect from the only channel that matters in the universe.