istockphoto.com; PornHubOne of the Internet's most popular pornography sites wants to give Mother Earth some serious wood, you guys. And if you liked that little bit of word play, then you are in for a real treat!
But for real, Pornhub announced on Arbor Day (April 25) that for the next week, it will plant a tree for every 100 videos watched in a specific category on their site. If you want to know what that category is, you can go to their (safe for work) Arbor Day announcement page to find out. (Hint: it rhymes with "rig quick.")
The campaign is called "Pornhub Gives America Wood," and their statement on the stunt is just full of jolly-good puns:
"While you're watching some nice pieces of ash, you'll also be helping spruce America up! (Bushes are optional)."
According to the counter on the site, America has over 12,000 new trees coming at them. So far. We're sure that number will grow steadily like the Mighty Oak.
So maybe one day you can take your children on a stroll through the forest, point to a tree and say to them: "You see that tree? Your parents helped plant that tree because we watched a boatload of porn. We did it for you guys. It was all for you."
Isn't that a nice thought to have about the future?
Do your part, America!