Happy birthday! We got you cholesterol!
Canada's Boston Pizza (why Boston? Do they even have particularly distinguished pizza? Whatever) is holding a "Pizza Game Changers" challenge and asking pizza fans to vote on a new pizza fantasy that they will then turn into a pizza reality.
This is the same chain that has created such delicious monstrosities as the chipotle chick and bacon pizza taco and the "Pizzaburger" slider. This six-layer pizza cake is currently in the lead:
"Most pizza joints make a pizza pie, but BP is creating a Pizza Cake. Great for birthdays, bar mitzvahs, weddings, and lonely nights watching infomercials."
Everything you knew about cake is about to change.
SORRY, RED VELVET.