Coachella 2013, Atmosphere

Melissa Hebeler

There are only two reasons we could ever imagine going to Coachella: (1) S Club 7 is headlining; and (2) to make fun of the stupid stuff everyone wears. The accessory of choice this year, as with every year, was side boob, but some people decided to go off-trend. The results are...uhh. Hmm. Well, see for yourself:

1. Mixing Prints:

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2. Sexy Coyote:

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3. Sexy Bikini Boy Scout:

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4. Always Match Your Beard to Your Mesh Tank Top:

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5. My First Rave:

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6. Gothic Cross-Stitch:

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7. Hula Party Pack from Dollar Tree:

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8. Cowboy Boots, No Pants:

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9. Gay Braveheart?

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10. Gay Super Mario?

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11. Obligatory Green Man:

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12. Obligatory At-Least-I'm-Not-the-Green-Man Rainbow Man:

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13. Barbie's Fun Aunt:

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14. Taran Killam?

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15. WWE Geisha:

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16. &:

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17. Leather on Leather:

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18. Feathers on Feathers:

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19. Inflatable Duck Hat:

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20. Bumblee Ballerina Angel of Death:

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21. GoPro Harness:

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(We're totally cool with the glasses.)

22. White Guys in Headdresses:

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(Dudes, how many times do people have to tell you that's not cool?)

23. And Justin Bieber:

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A bucket hat? Really, bro?

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