The human race, as a whole, can do wonderful things. We can conquer space travel. Invent Twitter. Create cures for diseases. All people need to do wonderful and life-changing things are time and imagination.
And sometimes, we use our time to wrap tape around our faces. And then we take a selfie and post it online. Humans are awesome.
A new competition called the "Sellotape Selfie" has exploded on Facebook, and the rules of the game are very complex and technical.
Kidding. Just wrap some packing tape around your head until your skin is mashed down and bulging out everywhere. That's it and that's all. The results are as horrifying as they are hilarious. Fair warning: These images will be burned into your memory forever, so good luck sleeping tonight! Unless you are into this kind of stuff in which case…why?
Take a look at some of our favorite submissions below, and if you want to join in on the loss-of-circulation fun, take your own Selloftape selfie and post it to the competition's Facebook page.
And finally, let's not forget the original Sellotape Selfie master, Jim Carrey: