If you consume the occasional alcoholic beverage and own a cell phone, you're bound to drunk dial someone—usually of the opposite sex.
Prince Harry reportedly did just that back in 2006, when he gave then-girlfriend Chelsy Davy a ring while he was perhaps slightly under the influence.
This revelation came to light in the phone-hacking trails allegedly compromising the privacy of socialites, celebrities and, yes, even royals. Per the Daily Beast, an email written by former News of the World royal reporter Clive Goodman was read aloud to the court Tuesday, stating that Ms. Davy "gets calls from [Harry] and he's completely not in a good condition...piss ups."
The redheaded royal, who is now happily dating Cressida Bonas, would also reportedly "should affections to [Chelsy] down the phone." (A prince professing his love? Who wouldn't want that?!)
Another piece of evidence from a private investigator claims voicemails left for Harry from Prince William were recorded without his knowledge. Doing these purported messages, the now-married prince reportedly said, in a woman's voice, "Hi, it's Chelsy here. You're the best looking ginger I've ever seen...You big hairy fat ginger."
Oh, brother. (BTW, Wills, looks like Harry's come out ahead in the gene pool after all.)