Rosario Dawson's Awkward Jumpsuit: TV Static or Dirty Sand?

Is the Cesar Chavez star wearing a screen-themed style or a beach-inspired outfit?

By JJ Moore Mar 18, 2014 10:00 PMTags
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It takes a lot for us to completely slaughter a red carpet style, but unfortunately Rosario Dawson's Diane von Furstenberg jumpsuit is ripe for some very tough love.

What in the god of fashion's name is going on here?! The Gimme Shelter star looks like she's covered in a black-and-not-so-white TV screen that' on the fritz or it's a super filthy patch of seashore sand. Neither of those make a flattering piece of fabric, but they're only the beginning of the problem with this look!

The fit is an absolute disaster! Before us is a gorgeous and fit woman with curves in all the right places, and yet she looks slouchy, bunchy and like someone's crazy aunt from the '70s!

A solid color instead of this horrendous micro-dot pattern could help the New York native's cause, but it will still land somewhere way too close to Saturday Night Fever gone boring in our book.