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Michael Fassbender Never Shows His Face in His New Movie Trailer, Which Should Be Illegal for These 19 Reasons

Frank, Michael Fassbender

A trailer for Michael Fassbender's new movie Frank that premiered at Sundance has been released, and it looks quirky and funny and silly, and it comes from the folks behind The Men Who Stare at Goats and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. And look, Maggie Gyllenhaal is there, too!

You want to know what's not there? Michael Fassbender's face.

Yes, the entire premise of Frank revolves around Fassbender's character and how he's always wearing a giant paper-mâché head, and we assume that at some point in the movie we'll see Fassy's face. And we're not saying that he can only act when his face is shown on the screen. He's probably awesome in Frank, just like he's awesome in all his other movies.

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But no. Nope. We do not accept this film due to lack of Fassbender face. This should be illegal.

Do you need reasons? Well, what do you know! We have 19 of them:

Michael Fassbender, Oscars 2014 ABC/Rick Rowell

1. His face in this photo.

James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Hugh Jackman, X-Men: Days of Future Past Alan Markfield/Marvel/Twentieth Century Fox

2. His face in this photo.

Michael Fassbender, Golden Globes 2014 Jason Merritt/Getty Images

3. His face in these sunglasses.

Michael Fassbender, The Counselor

4. His face in this photo.

Michael Fassbender, Cate Blanchett, AACTA International Awards Courtesy Getty Images for AACTA

5. His face that manages to take focus away from the ethereal Cate Blanchett.

Michael Fassbender, GQ Peggy Sirota / GQ

6. His face on this magazine cover.

Michael Fassbender TRGT/AKM-GSI

7. His face in this photo (even though his eyes are covered up).

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Michael Fassbender Jason Merritt/Getty Images

8. His face in this photo.

Michael Fassbender Ian Gavan/Getty Images

9. His face with his ginger beard.

Michael Fassbender AP Photo/Andrew Medichini

10. His face with his shark smile. #Sharkbender

Charlize Theron, Michael Fassbender, W Magazine Mario Sorrenti/W Magazine

11. His face on this magazine cover.

Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave, Twelve Years a Slave Fox Searchlight

12. His Oscar-nominated face.

Michael Fassbender Gary Gershoff/WireImage.com

13. His face with blonde hair.

X-Men: Days of Future Past, Michael Fassbender 20th Century Fox

14. His Magneto face.

Michael Fassbender Jamie McCarthy/Wireimage

15. His face in this photo.

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A Dangerous Method, Keira Knightley, Michael Fassbender Sony Classics

16. His face...with added mustache.

Michael Fassbender, X-Men: First Class 20th Century Fox

17. His intense, metal-bending face.

 

Michael Fassbender Copetti/Photofab/Rex / Rex USA

18. His face in this photo, even though it's quite derpy.

Michael Fassbender Fred Duval/FilmMagic

19. His face in this photo.

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