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In case you missed the big news, Taco Bell will soon be serving breakfast!
Oh, and Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged. That also happened.
Once the news broke, men and women everywhere starting mourning. Yes, people are certainly bummed that Ashton Kutcher put a rock on someone else's finger besides their own, but most people are seething with the fire of a thousand burning suns that Mila Kunis is officially off the market.
Don't believe us? Check out these folks who mourned the loss of Mila, one of the Sexiest Women Alive, on Twitter:
Note: Mila Kunis will still be hot as hell after she gets married. We don't think this guy knows how weddings work.
But for every person who is really upset that Mila is being wifed up by Ashton, there is someone who is hysterically happy over the fact that Jackie and Kelso from That '70s Show ended up together in real life:
Congrats, Mila and Ashton! Most people on Twitter think you'll have the most beautiful babies. We agree.
But for those who are just straight-up depressed over this, you guys can talk about it in the comments.