Once upon a time, you could dance to Ginuwine's stripper anthem "Pony" alone, in front of the mirror, in your room, in your own home, and the only way you could embarrass yourself is if someone burst in unannounced. Then the web cam was invented.
Now, everyone gets to enjoy your sexy, SEXY moves. Forever. Because once it's on the Internet, you can never delete it. Ever. Behold, your new favorite Tumblr: "Dancing Alone to Pony."
It's exactly what it sounds like: The hypnotizing awkwardness of people dancing alone to "Pony." Or as the Tumblr explains itself, it's "dedicated to the solitary soldiers keeping the grind alive."
Like markreed6069, who uploaded his Magic Mike 2 "audition" last year (it was recently resurfaced by Jezebel). For future Magic Mike auditions, just know you'd get more clicks with markreed6969. But whatever.
There are pages and pages of these videos. And it's not just dudes: You can dance alone to "Pony" if you're a hot guy or a guy with a mullet or this lady or this baby. Tumblr is truly equal an opportunity "Pony"-er.
Some of the videos are good:
Couch humping. Floor humping. You are doing everything right, sir.
Some are bad:
That red light makes us feel like we're about to be murdered.
And then there's this guy:
Just gettin' it. Good for you, champ! Good for you.