Alex Pettyfer was eager to appear on Tuesday's Chelsea Lately. Sitting down with host Chelsea Handler, the Endless Love star told the late-night host, "I've always wanted to show you my, my..."
"Penis?" Handler deadpanned.
"I've come up to you many different times at many different parties, and you always ignore me," the actor said. "It's so sad! I come up and I'm like, 'Oh my god, you're gorgeous!' And you're like, 'Who are you?'"
Handler, 38, then countered, "I don't think that happened. I've seen you before out, but you haven't approached me," she explained. "I don't ignore you. I'm very friendly. I'm a very friendly, nice girl."
"Then I'm a terrible flirt," the single star replied.
"Are you trying to flirt with me? How old are you?" the Uganda Be Kidding Me author asked her 23-year-old guest. "That's really young. You should be older," Handler joked. "Do you drink?"
"I don't drink, no," the Magic Mike star answered.
"Well, then we're never going to speak again," Handler said. "Why don't you drink?"
"When I was a kid I wasn't very well. I was sick. And then I got to a certain age and I was allowed to drink and I preferred being the designated driver. And plus, I like being conscious when I'm you know."
"When you're having sex," Handler said, filling in the blanks for Pettyfer. "Yeah," the actor confirmed.