The Friday Night Lights movie is definitely not happening (or maybe it is? Connie Britton says she isn't above using blackmail to make it happen. Though it kind of already did happen—FNL was a movie before it was ever a TV series. But Texas forever! We want a FNL movie!)
In the meantime, this Friday Night Lights-Super Bowl crossover fan fiction live-tweeted by Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation, "Emojis in Paris") during the big game should satisfy your craving.
At the very least, it was more interesting than the actual game.
So excited for the Super Bowl tonight: The Dillon Panthers vs. The East Dillon Lions! #AzizsFNLBowl2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014
This premise requires a bit of suspension of disbelief: Not only are the Dillon Panthers not a professional football team, they're not even a college team (Friday Night Lights at the Rose Bowl? Sure, we'd read those tweets, too).
But when star Scott Porter (Dillon Panthers quarterback Jason Street) chimed in with a picture of him and Michael B. Jordan (East Dillon Lions quarterback Vince Howard), it got real.
The miraculously revived Jason Street seemed to be the only Panther present, though.
BREAKING: Big Tim Riggins was just seen leaving Flashdancers early this AM. Coach Taylor - not pleased. #FNLBOWL2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014
Smash Williams spotted leaving the Spotted Pig, reportedly in talks with Shawn "Jay Z" Carter to sign to Roc Nation Sports. #FNLBOWL2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014
Tinker reportedly not yet at the stadium. Still in line for a ShackBurger. #FNLBOWL2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014
Big Tim Riggins nowhere to be found. Last spotted having a PBR at Lit on 2nd Ave at 3:45am last night. #FNLBOWL2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014
OVERHEARD: "Smash you listening to me or texting Drake about an after party?! Get your head in the game son!" - Coach Taylor #FNLBOWL2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014
HEARD IN DA HUDDLE: "Landry, you're watching a Transformers trailer instead of listening me?! Get off this field!" - Coach Taylor? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014
BREAKING: Luke Cafferty no where to be seen. Reportedly seen taking his girlfriend Becky to see "Book of Mormon" instead. #FNLBOWL2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014
Meanwhile, over at the real Super Bowl:
The Seahawks put their water boy in, just to give the Broncos a shot.
Aziz never revealed who won the Friday Night Live Super Bowl, but seeing as half the Dillon Panthers weren't even in attendance, we have a feel they were the Broncos of this fantasy football. (Spoiler alert: In the TV show, the East Dillon Lions won, too.)
Aziz—and co-tweeter Paul Scheer—even weighed in on the half-time show.
Crucifictorious is warming up and promising the best halftime show in the history of the #FNLBowl2? Paul Scheer (@paulscheer) February 2, 2014
BREAKING: Crucifictorious REPLACED by Bruno Mars for Half Time show. Landry - not pleased. #FNLBOWL2? Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014
Crucifictorious would have definitely been more, uh, interesting than Bruno Mars.