Spoiler alert: Justin Bieber is not in jail anymore. Justin spent but a few hours in Miami's Turney Guilford Knight Correctional Center after being arrested for a DUI yesterday and before posting bail.
But don't tell these people.
Certain Beliebers and other miscellaneous tweeters seem to have missed Justin's exit from jail (complete with an obnoxious car-top wave that he later obnoxiously likened to Michael Jackson) and continue to be very worried about the Biebs. And his hair.
So is Justin still in jail?? fuck (@thoughtsbizzle) January 24, 2014
No, he is not.
i don't get how justin bieber is still in jail like ur fuckin rich as shit why haven't u gotten bailed out yet? mother nature (@chellysays_) January 24, 2014
Wait justin is still in jail?? ariana (@biebursjustin) January 24, 2014
No, he is not.
Justin bieber has been in jail for a day and yet his hair is still made they def get someone to make it? James Hardy (@jbhardy96) January 24, 2014
it's sad that Justin Bieber is in jail :( but I am still gonna be a Belieber!? Shamylazran (@Shamylazran1) January 24, 2014
Ok Justin Bieber Is in jail #beliebers it is ok we will get through this beliebers who are crying including me don't worry it will be ok? GHAZAL KHALED (@Ghazalkhaled3) January 24, 2014
I'm getting sick of seeing justin bieber all over twitter everyone knows he's in jail? catie swift:) (@CatieSwift) January 24, 2014
Bri: "what do you think Justin Bieber would think of that?" Brielle: "he's in JAIL."? J U L I A (@juliavernola) January 24, 2014
even tho justin bieber is in jail he's still my bae. ????????? kendall (@ksgallowitz) January 24, 2014
how is justin bieber still instagramming I thought he was in jail? Payton (@_payyyy) January 24, 2014
even if justin is in jail he still care about us, his beliebers pic.twitter.com/wpPqlzYGzj? 25 (@osnapitzandini) January 24, 2014
Erika's gonna go visit justin beiber in jail.? Sam (@sammi71498) January 24, 2014
Erika is going to be disappointed.
Erika wasn't alone, either. Plenty of Beliebers (possibly the same people who thought Bieber shouldn't have been arrested for drinking and driving?) were wondering whether they could visit Bieber in jail.
Can I visit justin Bieber in jail?? Gabriella Purpura (@GabbyPurpura) January 24, 2014
Can I visit Justin Bieber in jail? Lauren Kahn (@Laurenkahnn) January 23, 2014
Can I go visit justin bieber in jail? I'll gladly drive the 4 hours.? Jenina May (@ninerbelieber) January 23, 2014
So Justin Bieber got arrested for a DUI.. Can I go visit him in the Miami jail? ??? Andrea Saldierna (@andreasaldierna) January 23, 2014
Can I go to Miama and visit Justin Bieber in jail instead of going to school today orrrr? Lu² (@SaysLulu) January 23, 2014
so can anyone visit justin in jail, a justin selfie would be cool i guess? (@craicdacode) January 23, 2014
A Justin selfie would be cool, we guess.
We have a feeling the others were hoping for something more conjugal.