While Justin Bieber supporters are busy Instagramming their pop star's mug shot and choosing what filter to use to really bring out the color of his prison outfit (hashtag #FreeBieber, y'all!), people who are huge fans of his arrest are having a big ol' party on the Internet.
Almost immediately after the news hit that the Canadian singer was arrested for driving under the influence, resisting arrest, driving with an expired license and continually making us look at his boxers by wearing saggy pants, the Internet did what it always does best. And nothing is faster than the Internet's reaction to a scandal. If we could somehow harness that speedy power into an energy source, we could solve the world's energy crisis in no time.
Anyway, for your perusal, this is how the World Wide Web reacted to Bieber's arrest:
leaked foto ov justin bieber gettin arrested!! pic.twitter.com/fL4UlobJYt? Baruck Obuma (@BaruckObuma) January 23, 2014
Breaking News: First picture from Justin Bieber's high speed chase last night pic.twitter.com/Wiv5l50JUX? Daniel Moreno (@DanMoreno_) January 23, 2014
"There is no Bieber, only Zuul."
Way to go, Florida!
Because Valentine's Day is right around the corner!
Orange Is the New Bieber
Justin Bieber arrest. The first shocking photo has just been issued. pic.twitter.com/kVzCD5agUL? Antony Holt (@Hasselschmuck) January 23, 2014
Step aside, Adam Levine.
Remember: All this is happening because you assholes HAD to share some dumb Canadian kid's YouTube video with everybody in 2007.? Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 23, 2014
The truth hurts.