InstagramGirl, are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!
Girl, is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass!
Girl, did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass!
Sorry, we had to get those out our systems. Or we just gave lame pickup lines to anyone reading this. (Dear God, what have we done?)
Anyway, this is Jen Selter from New York. Obviously, Jen has dynamite glutes. And it looks like she got them the old-fashioned way: working her ass off (on?) at the gym. She also has an Instagram account that consists of mostly just that fanny in all sorts of skintight pants. Over 2 million people follow her fitness escapades, which is weird because we post photos of our cats all the time on Instagram and we have yet to crack 300 followers. What gives?
Selter recently gave a very rare interview with Barcroft Media about her online fame.
"I find it incredible how many followers I have gotten from my posts and it keeps getting bigger," she said.
(Must. Not. Make. Obvious. Joke.)
Unfortunately, the catch-22 about her notoriety is the fact that now she can't even go to public gyms to keep her figure in check.
"It is a whole big scene when I'm there," Selter insisted. "I don't like being watched."
We'd make a comment about how it's weird that she doesn't want to be watched when she has an Instagram account full of shots of her butt, but we're too busy being jealous over her rockin' figure.
In short:
(H/T Gawker)