Greg Gayne/FOXRandy (Parker Young) just wanted to have his cake and eat it, too.
But Enlisted's youngest army bro ends up throwing out his victory cake he bought for himself on the new Fox sitcom's Friday, Jan. 17 episode after he fails his marksmanship test.
Of course, he's cutting up said victory cake to throw out because it came with a free cake cutter and he "just wanted to hold a weapon he could actually use."
But use it he does after middle brother Derrick (Chris Lowell) confesses to something that make his little bro very, very upset. Like, cake-throwing levels of upset. Watch our exclusive sneak peek at Friday's all-new episode below to see the brother huddle-turned-confrontation go down...
"You think I'm going to sit here and let you sing the praises of strawberry filling when we both know you've been a banana man since mom baked you that monkey cake for your eighth birthday?!' Randy accuses, before Derrick finally comes clean: he cheated for his brother in basic training to help him pass!
"You were the always the one who talked about how you loved being a soldier," Derrick explains. "I'm the one that made that wish come true."
Randy? Not so understanding. And his response is hilarious.
Find out what he calls Derrick by watching our exclusive sneak peek above.
Enlisted airs Fridays at 9:30 p.m. on Fox.