Lose weight. Meet new people. Keep a journal. Stop swearing so much. Learn something new every day. These are the typical New Year's resolutions that people tend to make as we get closer and closer to Dec. 31. But we know there are others out there who strive for different goals, and this is our salute to them.
Everyone on Twitter is talking about their resolutions for 2014, and we found our favorite ones to get you guys motivated to make your own lists to better yourself! Hey, if someone can pledge to stop eating Cheetos for breakfast, then you can truly do anything you want.
Here are New Year's resolutions for 2014, according to Twitter:
new years resolution: try to not get uglier? jemz yemouni (@skipsbanana) December 31, 2013
New Years resolution is to not get so upset by people's use of the word Lolz, boom or amazeballs and accept the English language is fooked? Niall Breslin (@nbrez) December 31, 2013
New years resolution: create a puppy with a beard? Phoebeeee (@WhAleWa3h) December 31, 2013
My New Years resolution is to stop eating flaming hot Cheetos for breakfast ??? King (@ViBailey) December 31, 2013
My New Years revolution is to eat more jelly beans? Abby Skiles (@abbbyskiles) December 31, 2013
New Years resolution: wear snap back hats.? Dustin Burnett (@IamDustinB) December 31, 2013
New years resolution - Date More models Revised - Date More Revised - Get a date Revised - Stop crying whilst masturbating? Mo Chara (@ShaymusClub) December 31, 2013
my new years resolution is to be more punk rock so im dressing in dark colors & black will be my signature color hell yeah? ?FABI? (@vaginarry_) December 31, 2013
My only New Years resolution is to invest into more pairs of tear away pants.? Liv (@OliviaSwagg) December 31, 2013
This one was our personal favorite. What's your New Year's resolution?