Miley Cyrus may not be Time's Person of the Year, but her tongue is certainly Time's Tongue of the Year* (*not an actual award). And with the amount of time that tongue spent outside Miley's mouth, it's no surprise that it was occasionally licking stuff.
Here is a comprehensive guide to everything Miley Cyrus licked in 2013:
This doll:
This girl's shoulder:
The air?
(Most of the time, it just seemed like she was licking the air.)
This sledgehammer:
This pillow:
Her hand:
Her fingers:
Water in the shower:
And herself:
At first when I saw this pic I was confused but then I was like Ohhhh she is infront of a mirror #miley #cyrus #love pic.twitter.com/G4vbShyfDE
? Mike Cyrus Swift (@Mike_Corley2000) December 26, 2013
And this was just what was captured on camera. Who knows what Miley may have been licking in her downtime? Yes, it has truly been a big year for Miley's tongue. She simply could not keep it to herself.
Hopefully she washed it from time to time.