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Santa Speedo Run

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Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like half-naked men freezing off their jingle balls! 

While the bros of SantaCon were brawling in the streets (what do you think is going to happen when a bunch of drunk frat daddies go on a holiday bar crawl?), the streets of Boston, Chicago and Atlanta were filled with a different kind of Santa: Men dressed as Santa...if Santa only wore a hat and Speedo. 

The annual Santa Speedo Charity Run kicked off across the country and, real Santa, we will gladly take any of these men under our tree this year:

1. The Santa keeping (kinda) warm in a furry hat (above).

2 and 3. These Santas in matching tinsel.

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4. This scruffy Santa in the neon hat.

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He can be the star on the top of our tree (winky winky).

5. This blink-and-you-miss-him Santa.

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6. The very patriotic Santa in the middle.

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7, 8, and 9. Our three favorite Santas from this group.

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(We're too classy to name names. We'll let you guess.)

10. This Santa whose abs we have named.

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On Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen...

11. Mr. Claus on the right.

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We like his socks and we like his six-pack.

12. This Santa who says neon pink is the new red.

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13. This Santa with the great legs.

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Surely he can pull his own sleigh.

14 and 15. These selfie Santas.

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16. This, uh...reindeer?

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17. This Santa who got drafted first round (into our hearts).

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18 and 19. And these Miley Cyrus fans.

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We don't even need to see their faces. Haaay, boys!

(H/T BosGuy)