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Two and a Half Men First Look: Watch Ashton Kutcher's Dirty Version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Exclusive! Catch a sneak peek of Two and a Half Men's twisted Christmas episode.

By Leanne Aguilera Dec 12, 2013 4:00 PMTags
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On vodka, on soda, on blender, on mixer— It's time to celebrate the holidays, Two and a Half Men style!

Tonight, the hit CBS comedy will honor the season with a Christmas-infused episode that is way more enjoyable than those awkward family get-togethers that you normally have to endure this time of year. Many fans may not know, but Walden (Ashton Kutcher) is quite the gifted storyteller and his twisted version of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" will definitely bring you holiday cheer and plenty of laughter.

We've snagged you an exclusive first look at all the side-splitting rhymes as we take a look at what everyone in the Malibu beach house is up to the night before Christmas…

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"'Twas the night before Christmas and all down the beach, not a creature was stirring, not even a leech…." Ahem, we think he was talking about you Alan (Jon Cryer).

Take a look at our exclusive clip above to find out who Jenny (Amber Tamblyn) is cozying up in bed with, and what illegal holiday snack Berta (Conchata Ferrell) is happily enjoying. Also, please enjoy this holiday fun-fact: Walden's balls have no hair.

Grab a glass of eggnog and add in some extra rum because the Two and a Half Men Christmas episode airs tonight at 9:30 p.m. on CBS!