Of course, as has been reported, on-offer Kate Hudson hung hotly with Owen while they were both in town (she stayed at the Raleigh while around for the Miami Film Fest) but O.W.'s rented a fancy-ass pad out on Star Island, which sounds awfully posh, domesticated and Rosie-meets-Gloria Estefan for such a bitchin’ young man, but whatev.
Mr. W., who grew up in the same Cadillac-and-gun-rack hometown as yours truly—Dallas, to be exact—nevertheless hit South Beach’s hot hang, the Shore Club, for some post-Kate carousing. Dare say the guy was feelin’ fab, all back to his norm self. How do we know? He was a pisser! Literally.
Then the perky twosome (for a while longer, it seems, sorry all you P.W. fans) hauled skinny butt over to Mansion, where A.S., in tight gray jeans, silver flats and a black tank—so sniffs our balmy badass, Martin Haro—performed four bitchin’ songs. Well, that’s what Martin says. We like our Petey too much to get into anything Ms. S would be attempting to belt out.
Oh, forgot to add, at one point during the Mansion thing, Simpson took a rather Beyoncé-esque spill onstage. Attempting to recover, Ash-sweets muttered, “I was supposed to fall down, motherf--kers!”
Sure you were, babe. Musta been too many cheeseburgers, huh?
Alanis vs. Scarlett is 10 times more captivating a competish than that 50 Cent vs. Kanye West hypefest last year (espesh since Fiddy had no chance in hell of outselling Kan). I think Ryan should go with whoever sells the most records—hey, sex and success overlap in T-town. And ladies are always being called out on dumping dudes for a more well-off b-f. Ya don’t think men aren’t interested in a sugar babe of their own?
But Scarjy had better watch out—she’s just one of the dozens of actresses trying to be seriously respected in the music scene, and anything Lindsay Lohan has attempted should be avoided, trust. Plus, her cuteness and curves ain’t gonna help her one-up ‘Lanni. ‘Member, Al-Mo showed her completely do-able humps, not to mention her spitfire sense of humor, in that Fergie parody video a few months back. Plus, the Canuck’s career is almost as long as S.J.’s entire lifetime. Sorry, pal Joey, I think A.M.’s got this one.