"So [Lady Gaga] peed in a trash can in her dressing room," the Watch What Happens Live host revealed to Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday's Late Night while recalling Mother Monster's visit to his Bravo show. "It's a long story, but she did. She said on her way out, 'Look, I couldn't get my way to the bathroom, I'm sorry'—she's a superstar, she's Lady Gaga, she can pee wherever she wants as far as I'm concerned. And so I said to our PAs, 'You guys, we gotta do something with Gaga's pee. That's a pop culture artifact. We could bottle that up and put it somewhere in the clubhouse.'"
As Fallon, understandably, cringed, Cohen continued, "I have a PA named Ryan and he emailed me and goes, 'Look, Gaga's pee is going to go toxic.' Not because it's Gaga's pee, but just pee goes toxic, apparently. But he found a recipe online where you can make it into something else using alcohol and stuff. He made it into perfume. So, we have it in a pretty bottle. I know, it's kind of gross, but that is a pop culture artifact, if you ask me. That is going to be worth something."
Meanwhile, it seems the Grammy winner herself is very aware of Cohen's unique new fragrance, having tweeted on Nov. 12, "So @Andy told me they made perfume out of my pee from the trash in WWH dressing room (long story) U HAVE BEEN WARNED IF HE TRIES TO SPRITZ U."
Don't worry, Gaga. We'll be sure to keep our distance.