"You have turkey, which is beige," Deschanel argued. "Stuffing, beige. Mashed potatoes, off-white. Pumpkin pie is like orange-beige. It's a lot of beige. I just don't really like beige food. I have a problem with the color scheme."
Deschanel's Thanksgiving Day vendetta didn't stop there. "Stuffing is just like salty, wet, soggy bread," she explained. "I'd rather have like a piece of bread that's not salty or wet [and] hasn't been stuffed in a turkey cavity. Call me crazy."
As for the turkey, she went on, "I'm OK with that, I'm not against turkey, but I just feel like if we're talking about poultry, there are superior…chicken and duck are better. I'm sorry. Chicken's, like, a lot better."