Maybe P.M. had a scoop on another psycho starlet to rush and ferret out? Whatev. Seems like this dubious doc’s bedside manner needs to extend to his own events, not to mention his show-guest wranglings.
—The above date is—and please sit down if you already aren’t, particularly if you’re a Desperate Housewives fan—when some key players involved in the Writers' Strike are saying they expect the damn thing to be resolved
Not to mention book sales. Will he get them? Would say, sure thing, but just don’t know about this sperm-from-Mars bizness Morton’s peddling, doesn’t look good.
And where’s the tell-all on Morton himself, already? I mean, after all, isn’t A.M. screaming that he’s trembling as we cybergoss because of threats from Scientologists? Is that really true? Wouldn’t you all like to know?
Plus, we hear Andy doesn’t exactly keep it zipped. Sort of like Tom’s mouth, whenever antidepressants are involved.
At least the two hons weren’t fighting, isn’t that the good news? And since when is something butch and shiny distracting V.V. from his female company anything new? I mean, really.