Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImageIs it us or does Scarlett Johansson kind of look like an old clay pot? You know, the kind you'd see in Disney's animated version of Hercules?
We can't tell if the faces on the Her star's Dolce & Gabbana mini dress are Greek or Roman (it's been a long time since high school history class...), but we do know they're far from modern, much like the rest of this look. We're all about giving attention to the ancients, but we're not sure they'd appreciate this skimpy form of support.
We feel like the look would work better if it didn't have such a little girl shape. The thick straps up top and circle bottom make it seem like something a kindergartener might wear on picture day. Granted, no grammar school student would pick a dress covered in scary pictures of long dead people, but you get the idea.
Scarlett adds the sexy back in with those perfect Jimmy Choo ‘Berlin' bronze-and-gold sandals, but tousled curls versus a simple ponytail would have taken it even further.
But the real reason we'd never pick this print? We'd be too terrified to see those faces staring back at us from the inside of our closet!