Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty ImagesWe're pretty convinced that if Vanessa Hudgens was standing against the wall of a chapel in Rome she'd be totally camouflaged.
Chances are the Spring Breakers star didn't steal this fabric from a Florentine tapestry, but it certainly looks like a relic from ancient times. We suspect Dolce & Gabbana were inspired by their Italian roots, but we can't figure out why this fashion-forward starlet would pick something that feels so...old?
It's hard to look past the crazy priest pattern all over the dress, especially considering the fabric is beaming yellow, but if we consider cut alone, it's still not a great fit for the Machette Kills actress. The length cuts her tiny frame in half and the straight style doesn't do anything for her curves.
We prefer the former Disney star in something short and sexy, and we prefer anything that looks like this be in a museum where it belongs.