So you hate Halloween.
Did you watch this video? Because this super cut, by HooplaHa, of little kids attempting to say "trick or treat" ("twick or tweet") is all you need to see to remember why you should love Halloween.
Halloween is a holiday for kids (and witches, we guess). It's not about sexy nurses or sexy police officers or sexy pizza. It's not about punk teens smashing jack o' lanterns and toilet papering houses. It's not about getting crunk (OK, it's a little bit about getting crunk).