Snooki hasn't read all of Fifty Shades of Grey.
But she doesn't care.
"I read just one passage and then I had to have sex with Jionni," the MTV reality star recently confessed to me.
And it seems like the couple can use all the help it can get. Snooki's time on Dancing With the Stars has been hard on the couple's sex life, because she's been in L.A. for much of the time while her hubby is back East.
And even when they are together, it's not as simple as Snooki would like. The two are parents to 13-month-old son Lorenzo.
"He gets up with Lorenzo in the morning and I have him at night," she said. "When I'm ready, he's sleeping and when he's ready. I'm sleeping."
Snooki's bestie JWoww is also lacking in the sex department because fiancé Roger Mathews not only works 10 hours a day, but he also spends more than two hours a day at the gym. "We cook dinner, watch an hour of TV and then pass out," JWoww said. "We're in bed by 10."
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Sex isn't the only issue we'll see in the third season of Snooki & JWoww (premiering tonight on MTV). JWoww and Roger go to couples therapy to work on JWoww's anger issues.
"We got a middle man, someone who has nothing to do with the relationship," JWoww explained. "He gives us tools and advice on becoming cool and collected, so I don't kick in walls and doors."