Bob Mahoney/The CWSpoiler alert! We're about to dig into the biggest, most jaw-dropping moments from Thursday night's TV. If you haven't yet watched a particular show, and don't want to be spoiled, skip to the next!
White Collar: Congratulations are in order for Agent Diana Berrigan (Marsha Thomason) as she revealed she's pregnant in the season five premiere! Yay! "His father is a world-renowned chef with a sky-high IQ," she jokes. But it wasn't all joyous news as Neal (Matt Bomer) made a less-than-ideal deal with the Dutchman (Mark Sheppard) to get Peter (Tim DeKay) out of jail. Basically, Neal is the Dutchman's go-to criminal, making him pull off illegal jobs for him in exchange for getting Peter's charges dropped. Bromance done right!
The Vampire Diaries: So you know Tessa (Janina Gavinkar), the woman who saved Stefan (Paul Wesley)? Turns out, she's actually Qetsiyah, the witch who created the immortality curse and is basically the president of the Anti-Silas (Wesley again!) Club after he dumped her for her handmaiden, Amara (Nina Dobrev) aka the original Petrova! (Phew, get all that?!)
And Tessa had a major bombshell that Delena and Stelena shippers alike definitely had strong opinions about: "Destiny has been trying to get the doppelgangers together forever," she explains, meaning Stefan and Elena are literally MFEO (made for each other). But Damon (Ian Somerhalder) is ready to give destiny a proper fight, telling Elena, "You are my life." Swoon! As if all this wasn't enough, the episode ends with Stefan losing his memory. Of everything. It seems like Tessa came to play, no?
Grey's Anatomy: Oh no, there's trouble brewin' between Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) and Cristina (Sandra Oh) as Mer is a little rusty coming off of her maternity leave and her "person" doesn't go easy on her, even replacing her in a surgery with Bailey (Chandra Wilson). Harsh! "You and I started running down the same road at the same time and at a certain point, you let up, you slowed down," Cristina tells Mer. "But don't pretend [your priorities] don't affect your skills. You are a very good surgeon, but we're in different places now. And that's OK." But it doesn't seem to be OK for Mer as she goes off on Derek (Patrick Dempsey) by episode's end.
Scandal: "Did. You. Kill My. Father?" Olivia (Kerry Washington) asks Huck (Giullermo Diaz), and we couldn't wait/dreaded to know the answer. Luckily, he didn't, as Rowan (Joe Morton) left "some unfinished business, a gift" for Huck to torture answers out of when the former B613 assassin finally confronted him. But Huck tells Olivia her father "still owns" him, something our heroine later repeats to Jake (Scott Foley) after he says her "face saved" him while he was in that hole. "This is not a fairy tale," she tells Jake, "You're alive because he still owns you. Because you're still useful to him and he's going to find a way to use you against me." Most depressing beginning to a potential love story ever much?!
Also? Drunk Mellie (Bellamy Young) for the win! She's like a young Emily Gilmore (Kelly Bishop) on Gilmore Girls, all twin sets and sass.
Line of the Night: "Sometimes, I still think of you as a little girl. The truth is, what you are now is way better," Mike (Michael J. Fox) tells his daughter on The Michael J. Fox Show. OK, we usually give a comedic zinger this honor, but this gem gave us such a warm and fuzzy feeling we had to give it props.