You're not alone.
But the Modern Family star can't comprehend the mass curiosity over her upcoming nuptials.
"I don't know why people think it's so interesting to know where I'm getting married," she jokingly told E! News at the Los Angeles premiere of her film Machete Kills.
"We've only been engaged one year and I have to plan a very big wedding, so it's going to be when I have time to not only to plan the wedding, but then take time off after the wedding because it's going to be big," the 41-year-old shared.
But while the stunning star couldn't provide us with any hints as to where or when her big day would take place, she did recently reveal that she will definitely walk down the aisle in a Vera Wang dress.
And judging from how stunning the actress looked in the designer's red gown at the 2013 Emmys, we're guessing she won't disappoint her hubby-to-be on the day the two become man and wife.
Of course, Vergara, who wowed in a Zuhair Murad creation with a sheer skirt and Ruthie Davis heels at the premiere, would probably impress Loeb no matter what designer she wore, thanks to her famous curves.
But what did her fiancé think of her Machete Kills wardrobe and, more specifically, that crazy machine gun bra she wears in the film?
"He hasn't seen the movie," Vergara said. "He's just seen the promotional video and the pictures, so I think he's going to get scared."
For more from Sofía at the Machete Kills premiere, tune into E! News tonight at 7 p.m. and 11:30 p.m.