Mary McCormack may play a grandmother on her upcoming NBC series, Welcome to the Family, but she's still a party girl at heart. Just ask Chelsea Hander!
Appearing on Tuesday night's Chelsea Lately, the 44-year-old actress spilled on her late nights out with the 38-year-old funny lady while also breaking the news that latter is officially back in the dating pool.
"Mary and I go out together all the time," noted Handler.
"She's single now, too," declared McCormack.
After Chelsea ribbed her pal for being married with three kids ("I will obviously never do anything that stupid"), Mary struck back by running down a list of all of Handler's exes.
"But lets talk about your single situation. I'm just looking for a pattern. I was thinking when I met you, it was [former E! president] Ted Harbert and then we moved on to animal trainer dude [Dave Salmoni]. Remember him?...That was short. He was like a buff Canadian animal trainer."
"He threw me around," quipped Chelsea.
Added McCormack: "And then just when you think you know where you stand, you throw in—I call him Curtis—it's Fiddy."
Of course, the former West Winger is referring to 50 Cent, whom the comedian famously dated a few years ago.
"It's like boyfriend bingo. It doesn't make any sense," McCormack added.
To which Chelsea replied: "Maybe I'll start dating a bitch."
Touché, Chelsea. Touché