True Blood fans, lend us an ear: Did anyone else ever wonder, during the show's fifth season, what the mother of the actress playing vampire goddess Lilith must have been thinking? Lilith was naked and covered in blood for the entire time. Oh, and she didn't have any lines.
"My daughter doesn't have any lines, but her merkin speaks volumes!"
To be fair, Lilith graduated to dialogue (and clothing) in season 6. But that basic premise is at the heart of this YouTube spoof by director Alberto Belli, which shows "Various actors book their first major role in L.A."
That first major role? Being a glorified extra in an HBO sex scene.
The video—which, unsurprisingly, is kinda NSFW (at least with the sound on)—mainly pokes fun at True Blood, Girls, Game of Thrones and Boardwalk Empire, but lest you not forget this is the same network behind such shows as Sex and The City and Hung (about sex in the city of New York and a gigolo who was extremeley well-endowed, respectively).
Girls featured what might be TV's first full-on ejaculation. Basically everyone on GoT has had sex with their sibling. And True Blood, well, True Blood has been six seasons worth of the scenes in pornos right before the penetration starts. And then some of the penetration too, but shot more artistically.
This last season we even got penis. Thanks, Alexander Skarsgård!
In the video's comments, someone wrote, "Regular daytime TV in Europe." Which sounds like a challenge that HBO would be more than happy to accept. Check the casting board, aspiring actors, and make sure you get your business waxed!