Well, she's wagging her tongue at a real person wearing a teddy bear costume. Yep, the Queen of Twerk Instagrammed a pic of her—dropping to the ground—while giving Mr. Bear a smooch and a hearty hug which he did not appear to reciprocate.
"Dear VMAs," the singer captioned the shot. "I am about to f--kkkkk yoooooo s--tttttt uppppppppp. Love, Miley"