Total Divas Sex Lives, Implants, Body Image and More—See the Full Recap!

By Jeffrey Wisenbaugh Aug 19, 2013 6:01 AMTags

In case you missed Sunday night's episode of Total Divas or you just want to relive it, we've got the best moments from the show in a full pic/gif recap!


The episode starts off with Nikki Bella and Nattie noticing a lingerie shop while out shopping. Nikki decides to head inside to get something sexy to wear for her WWE Superstar boyfriend, John Cena.


While they're in there Nikki suggests Nattie get something for her WWE Superstar fiance, Tyson Kidd (TJ). She asks how they're doing and Nattie completely opens up...

Doesn't seem like things are going too well for the couple. Nattie says they've been together for over a decade and ever since his serious knee injury there's been no romance. She comes home and she doesn't feel like she exists.

 

Nikki says they're like an old couple and she wants to help spice things up. She makes Nattie try on a bunch of sexy lingerie and then calls her a "sex pot". Look at those...Divas!

Jump to Ariane in front of the mirror talking about how she wishes she had bigger boobs. Trinity, the other half of The Funkadactyls, says she thinks her boobs look great and they fit her body.

 

Ariane's not having it...

Ariane has decided to visit a plastic surgeon about getting some implants. She realizes the profession she's in, the more "attractive" she is, the better she will do and the more money she'll make.

 

Basically, this sums it up quite well...

Nattie comes home to TJ and finds him sitting on the couch, watching a pay-per-view WWE event. We also meet their cat Gismo!

 

He's unique to say the least...

Nattie explains that they've known each other since they were ten years old and they've been together for a long time.

TJ's knee injury has taken a huge toll on their relationship and she feels like they need to reconnect.

 

She puts on the sexy lingerie she got with Nikki and he completely ignores her...

(Get it together, TJ! How could you ignore that?!)

 

Nattie says she's not feeling pretty or attractive. She doesn't know what to do...

Nikki, Brie and Bryan are all out to dinner and Nikki says she wants dessert. Brie calls her out on always eating dessert and says she's an unhealty eater.

 

This upsets Nikki but she agrees she should maybe change her eating habits. Brie convinces her to do a 20 day cleanse that includes only healthy juices and absolutely no alcohol is allowed.

 

Nikki says this is going to be tough but she can do it.

 

Trinity and her WWE Superstar fiance Jon Uso agree to go with Ariane to the appointment with the surgeon.

 

Ariane's dog starts to barf in the car and it's pretty hilarious...

The surgeon's consultant takes Ariane and Trinity back to the examination room and shows them the different type of implants.

 

The consultant says she has implants and they look and feel very real. And then... the consultant just whips them out! She just pulls her boobs out of her dress!

 

Ariane and Trinity both laugh hysterically but Trinity quickly gets back to business...

Ariane wants to get a male's opinion on them so Trinity goes to get Jon in the lobby.

 

The consultant whips them out again and tells Trinity and Jon to feel them. Jon says no but Trinity says this is his one pass and to just do it!

 

They both cop a feel...

Jon freaks out after touching them and walks out feeling embarrassed.

 

The doctor finally comes in and suggests Ariane take a pair home and try them out for a week. It will help her make the big decision to see if she really wants them.

 

She starts dancing and they pop out...

 

Nikki and Brie head to a juice place for their cleanse and get something called a "Go-Green-Go". They cheers and take their first sip...

Nikki hates it.

Trinity and Jon are relaxing by the pool when Ariane comes prancing in with her silicone implants in under her bathing suit. She asks if they like and Trinity says she looks ridiculous.

 

Ariane is feeling fierce!

She does a sexy Baywatch run to the pool and jumps in. But the force of the jump makes one of the implants pop right out!

 

They float!

Nikki and Brie are back at Nikki's place and something is weird. Brie says Nikki is acting strange and quiet. She checks the trash and finds an empty bottle of wine and a wrapper to a muffin.

 

Nikki cheated on the cleanse! She only lasted a couple of days!

 

This pisses off Brie and she says, "No wonder why people call you fat on Twitter." Low blow.

 

They get into a huge fight and Brie leaves Nikki sad and feeling terrible about herself...

 

Back at Ariane's apartment, she throws on a dress with the silicone implants in and shows her boyfriend to get his opinion.

 

Vincent immediately starts sweating and names them "Janice". (What?)

 

He goes in for a feel...

The following day, Nikki and Brie have a big WWE SummerSlam photoshoot to do and they're still fighting.

 

They're getting ready and Nikki walks away and goes back to her trailer on set. Brie follows her in and they start talking about their body image.

 

Nikki says Brie makes her feel insecure and starts to cry. Brie admits it's probably her own insecurities that she is taking out on her sister and she apologizes.

 

They hug and make up...

Then BAM!, they start shooting their sexy photoshoot.

 

What we'd give to be on that beach...

TJ says he has a surprise for Nattie and says they're going to go for a ride. Nattie tries to guess what it is but doesn't have a clue.

 

They pull up to a big government building and Nattie realizes that they're at the local courthouse...

 

TJ says they can go in right now and get married and just get it done and over with. Nattie says absolutely not and says she wants to do it with family.

 

He tries to pull her in but she pulls away and starts yelling at him. She says there's no romance in their life and she says she's not getting married to him...

 

It's Monday Night Raw and Ariane shows WWE seamstress Miss Sandra her new temporary implants.

 

Miss Sandra is all about them and then gets a feel...

 

What's with everybody grabbing her boobs?!

 

Ariane wants to be fan favorite tonight and gets the implants put into her costume to give her a little extra oompf. But right before the match, one of the fake boobs goes missing and she can't find it!

 

She yells at Trinity to "Give me my boobie!" but Trinity says she doesn't have it.

 

Ariane says she can't go out to the match because her boobs look lopsided...

She quickly puts paper towels in her top and heads out to the ring!

 

Brie and Nikki are watching the matches on a monitor backstage when John Cena comes in to say hello to his girl. (#Nena)

 

Nikki admits to stealing Ariane's boob and laughs about it. John thinks they're being mean.

Ariane comes back from her match and Nikki tells her she was the one who took her implant. She starts pulling out the paper towel in Ariane's top...

Ariane is mad and then they all start laughing about it. Nikki says sorry and Ariane accepts her apology.

 

But not without that nice Ariane flair...

Nattie comes home after a hard days work at the office (kicking butt in the ring) and comes to find her apartment lit with candles and rose petals everywhere. She's wondering what's going on...

 

TJ comes out with some chocolate covered strawberries and Nattie is definitely surprised.

 

He apologizes for the way he was acting and says he wants to have a big wedding with their whole family. Nattie is overjoyed and says she can't wait to marry TJ.

TRUE LOVE STILL EXISTS!

 

Check www.eonline.com/totaldivas next week for another full recap and check out WWEDivas.com for even more Diva related content!

 

Tune-in to E! next Sunday at 10/9c for an all-new Total Divas!