Ke$ha's Penis-Shaped Jewelry Sells Out

Singer's new collection of phallic-shaped accessories are out of stock days after launch

By Jennifer Chan Aug 07, 2013 6:05 PMTags
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You snooze, you lose!

If you were one of the countless Ke$ha fans who fancied some new phallic-shaped jewelry to call your own, we sadly must inform you that you're currently out of luck.

That's right, the eccentric singer's Kesha Rose by Charles Albert collection, which just launched last week, is already selling out and we're downright mystified at this news. 

The collection of bracelets, earrings, necklaces and rings, is handcrafted in Alchemia ‘zero karat gold', and features unique pendants modeled after penises, metal-cast human teeth, skulls and lightning bolts, just to name a few.

Mmhmm.

The line's affordable price point, which ranges from $15 to a whopping $600, is apparently attracting quite a surge in sales and raising dubious eyebrows everywhere.

Who knew?!

Apparently, the singer-turned-jewelry designer had a hunch about what her fans would really want.

"I have been wearing Charles Albert for a few years now and I'm obsessed with their jewelry. It's so fun, and massive, and makes such a wild statement. There will be something for everyone!" the star said in a release for the collection.

Ke$h, you're so clever.

While the sold out genitalia-themed items seem to be the big winners, we see that there are still plenty of edgy accessories to go around.

Act fast!