A Balrog. A demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run! -Gandalf
On that note, we'd like to congratulate Sean Parker and Alexandra Lenas on ditching their original plan of hosting a backyard barbeque, and instead consecrating their love with an equally modest, down-home, $4.5 million Lord Of The Rings-themed spectacular. At first glance, we couldn't tell exactly how the couple spent their money, so we headed to Big Sur to check out the aftermath. After hours of sifting through gooseberry pudding-drenched Arwen wigs, we finally unearthed a copy of the couples' budget!