Former Hannah Montana star and the messiah of twerking, Miley Cyrus, is somehow able to manage a busy schedule of grabbing her crotch, flashing under boob and saying everything is turnt ("I'm turnt, you're turnt, everything is turnt, turnt").
Meanwhile, the Internet has busied itself spoofing her music video, "We Can't Stop." There was "We Can Bark," where bitches (n. female dogs) stole her style. Now, College Humor has created this Music Video Without Music:
The video has been re-edited, swapping the music out for the appropriate real-life sound effects, and the resulting party scene is a horrifying romp through a nightmare that you'll wish you could stop.
Without music to distract you, it's also painfully awkward to watch, with at least one too many ass slaps. And that's all before Miley is lying on a bed, snapping gum and cooing.
Nope. No thanks.
In other news, Miley will premiere a new single on August 26, featuring Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J. It's called "23" (which is one more than "22," Taylor Swift . And three more than Miley's current age, 20).