Last night, Charlie Sheen took off for Scotland, in search of the Loch Ness Monster. Things are looking up, seeing as he once wasted an entire day hunting for black tar heroin in a hooker's anus. In the end the Monster never showed her face. Apparently they had a long-term fling in the 80s.
He'll just have to keep trying. Luckily that was only Charlie's first stop on his mythological creature world tour!
Here's his travel itinerary:
7/14 Two nights at the Bellagio in Las Vegas to search for Banshees
7/16 Head to Miami to check out The Mothman
7/20 Swing by Cabo San Lucas to see if Paul Bunyon's around
7/27 Bang out Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman in Mazatlan
Looks like a fun time! Hopefully Bigfoot and the A.S. will be in the mood for a threesome.