Heather Locklear recently joked to paparazzi that a little semen on her face is what keeps her from looking her age.
On Tuesday's Chelsea Lately, the 51-year-old actress laughingly explained why she claimed "semen" was her secret for looking young.
"I liked your answer—when somebody asked how you stay looking so young, you said...," Chelsea Handler started.
"Semen!" Locklear interjected with a grin. "Which isn't true!"
"Well, I mean I think it might be true somewhere," she clarified. "But we walked out of a restaurant and the paparazzi are there…"
"So now, all over the Internet, it says you use semen to stay looking so young," Handler said of the quippy answer Locklear gave the photographers.
Handler then added, "By the way, there are products that have semen in them—and I'm, like, why would I need to buy that?"
Valid point. That said, there is one particular gym equipment that helps Locklear keep her body in shape.
"You look amazing! What's the story with that—how do you keep that going?" Handler asked.
Locklear's no-nonsense answer? "Weights!" she said. "Stupid, boring weights."
"You've always had a really good body," the late-night host added.
"Not really good," Locklear answered humbly. "Just kind of thin."
"Well," Handler answered. "Thin is good for anybody on television!"
Well, let's say healthy is good for everyone—on and off TV.
Tune in to Chelsea Lately weeknights at 11 p.m. on E!