google.com/glass"The World's First Google Glass Porn App" had barely money shot its way into existence before being yanked from the Glass store for violating a ban on "nudity, graphic sex acts or sexually explicit material."
The app, by MiKandi and cleverly named Tits and Glass (why didn't you think of that first?), allows people wearing Google Glass to film "personal POV videos and photos" and share them online.
"It can receive and send data, so there are a lot of interesting interactions that we want to explore," MiKandi explained of their gem. The interesting interactions are between male and female genitalia, guys, just in case you didn't get that.
The company even provides these easy steps: "Put it on, turn it on, and get it on."
The app was removed just hours after debuting. MiKandi took to their site to explain, writing, "We have just learned that Google changed their policy over the weekend to ban our porn app for Google Glass. The website will function as normal, but we are making changes to the app to comply with the new policy."
Even if MiKandi is unable to rectify the issue, Google Glass users will find a way to prevail and film their POV pornos anyway, thus leading to a conversation mere years from now where parents have to tell their kids, "In my day, we had to film our sex tapes with a tripod and a VHS tape! Kids these days!"
Elsewhere, someone found at least one use for Google Glass that allows you to wear pants. YouTube user Breon Nagy recorded his proposal via his glasses and uploaded the video online!
"If you were my queen, I'd buy you a million castles. Let's start our adventure together," he says while down on one knee, quoting that one movie your sister really loves.
(Just kidding, he "finally decided that Leeds Castle was a good place to ask her to marry me. Earlier she asked me to buy her a castle, that's why I said what I did.")
So I think we can all agree: Kissing sounds super gross on Google Glass. Time to ban proposals too, Google! You're welcome, humanity!