They're just a few of the big-name stars who had nothing but nice things to say about now-newlyweds Katrina Bowden of 30 Rock and musician Ben Jorgensen.
Well, kinda, sorta.
Bowden's rep tells E! News that the above video was shown during the couple's rehearsal dinner, saying, "Yes, it's true and yes, it was hilarious."
Thanks to a little editing magic, it appears as if the aforementioned folks and other A-listers such as Keanu Reeves, Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon were commenting on the newlyweds when in actuality they were not.
"She's so beautiful," Cruise is seen saying as pictures of Bowden cross the screen. "She's very dynamic, enormously talented."
"She's funny and she's charming," Damon notes, while Freeman appears to be referring to Jorgensen when he says: "He's a gentle, sweet soul."
The Clooney clip, however, was probably the most memorable.
Sitting on a toilet, the megastar says: "Sorry I couldn't be there. I'm in New Jersey shooting a film; fans outside are crazed. I'm hiding in the bathroom right now just so I can talk to you. Just wanted to say congratulations. It's a huge night for you. I'm so proud of you and I really wish I could be there."
Bowden and Jorgensen tied the knot on May 19 at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden.
And while Clooney & Co. were not in attendance, Bowden said on Tuesday at the Clos du Bois Chardonnay Day at The Frying Pan in NYC that it was still "the most amazing day of her life."
She added, "I'm still kind of floating on cloud nine. Our ceremony was so beautiful, and that was the part of the night that stands out most in my head."