We'll try to keep this brief so you can resume staring.
After all, this is Kate Upton we're talking about, who has successfully managed to make her way onto the June issue of Vogue.
Not surprising, one of the main topics of conversation the mag has with the 20-year-old model is her figure and the blond bombshell's efforts to ignore those critical of her killer curves.
"The things that they're rejecting I can't change," Upton says. "I can't change my bra size. They're natural. I can work out and I can stay healthy and motivated, but I can't change some things. I really just live my life."
She adds, "I love my body. It's what God gave me! I feel confident with myself, and if that inspires other women to feel confident with their bodies, great."
Sounds (and looks!) good to us.
OK. Resume staring.