Talk trash about Chrissy Teigen, and she'll talk trash right back, but better.
On Thursday, the New York Post claimed the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model's fiancé John Legend had cheated on her with an unidentified blond woman in a NYC club bathroom Friday night. Chrissy, never one to bite her tongue, was angered—yet seemingly amused—by the rumors.
"Just read John cheated on me and in the uber-credible Post. I'm just heartbroken as it's definitely not typical post bulls--t," she tweeted. "The @nypost is normally so kind to me. And I am normally not the one to use the term s--t rag so I guess we're both a little off today."
But it didn't stop there for the Model Behavior host! "Gonna buy a parrot for the sole reason of it s--tting on the post every day," she quipped. "Also the singing and companionship."
She then mock-accused her man of plotting her death, writing, "@johnlegend my tummy hurts and I think it's the chicken you made me last night are you trying to kill me so u can be with your bathroom GF?"
"my tummy kinda hurts too," he fired back. "It was a murder-suicide attempt"
"soon!" Legend wrote back. "It will be proportionately smaller to reflect how much richer Kobe is."
"ok," the bride-to-be responded. "well since it's a ring pop now, i prefer watermelon"
Clearly, Teigen wasn't too thrown by the conjured up scandal. Just a few hours later, she was publicly pondering why, "in this day of bulls--t online petitions," we haven't gotten "the ball rolling on bringing back Rice Krispy Treats cereal?"
"I am not talking about rice krispy treat squares," she clarified. "I am not talking about rice krispy cereal. I am talking about rice. krispy. treat. cereal!"
Clearly, there are real matters requiring Ms. Teigen's attention!