BRAND NEW ON E!
Like Vivaldi's Four Seasons or Michelangelo's David, Farrah Abraham's magnum opus, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, will soon unleash its creative intensity on the world, starting with those who haven't heard of free porn. Vivid's poignant press release focused on the artist's journey. "Therapy sessions have helped her get through difficult times, and she decided to celebrate the end of her 21st year by making a personal tape that would forever capture her beauty and sensuality at this time in her life." Founder and co-chairman Steve Hirsch even went on to compare her to the greatest talent of the century. "Farrah's looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian and we all know how her story turned out." Sources say that with just a bit more classical training, Farrah, like Kim, will have the potential to post photos of herself duckfacing in foot tourniquets.
Intrigued by the press release, we couldn't wait to find out what the critics had to say!
"It's an amazing coincidence that they had professionally filmed sex for 70 minutes--the traditional length of the average, sellable movie! It's as if they knew it would up in the hands of Vivid. Stunning!" -The Gazongas Gazette
"It's a romp." -The Washington Jugs Journal
"They never once showed her face. Mystifying!" –Hardcore Herald
"Almost better on mute." -The Boner Biweekly
"I can't wait to see the rest!" -The Annual Anal Report
Congratulations, Farrah, on what's sure to be an inspiring piece of art. We look forward to seeing more of you next to a swimming pool in Simi Valley!