Like Vivaldi's Four Seasons or Michelangelo's David, Farrah Abraham's magnum opus, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, will soon unleash its creative intensity on the world, starting with those who haven't heard of free porn. Vivid's poignant press release focused on the artist's journey. "Therapy sessions have helped her get through difficult times, and she decided to celebrate the end of her 21st year by making a personal tape that would forever capture her beauty and sensuality at this time in her life." Founder and co-chairman Steve Hirsch even went on to compare her to the greatest talent of the century. "Farrah's looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian and we all know how her story turned out." Sources say that with just a bit more classical training, Farrah, like Kim, will have the potential to post photos of herself duckfacing in foot tourniquets.