In the words of Si Robertson. "This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze. It's when your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't ‘cause it's a brain, so it just hurts." As the unshakeable patriarch of Duck Dynasty, it is Si's job to keep the family together. Still, he must remain true to his role as a sensitive observer in a harsh world.
We, like Si, must keep our ears pressed to the crops of freshly shaved scalps, while simultaneously keeping an eye on Dunkin' Donuts' new pork and sea weed doughnuts. Yes, we do this with full awareness that until JWOWW makes her much anticipated appearance on One Life To Live, our lives will remain desolate landscapes of indifference. But we also do so knowing that the universe has heard our duck call, and delivered a splendrous weekly round-up of links.
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