Nothing can ruin our mood right now because we are utterly awash in nipple jokes. So many nipple jokes! This sweet ecstasy could only last so long though and we've had to muster enough resolve to choose the one caption that most aroused our interest.
Houston, we have a winner! Congratulation Robert. You boldly went there and proved once again that brevity is the soul of wit, even as regards manmary adornments.
Thanks to all you other Laughstronauts (oof, we know) for keeping us flush in nipple quips. You're service is much appreciated. Be sure to return on Monday for the blast-off of an all-new Caption This! contest.