Beware: These images will become sunburned into your brain no matter how hard you try to forget them.
Vivid Entertainment may not be interested in Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil's porno pitch, but that won't stop her from getting seductive on the beach for a photo shoot.
Or, well, trying to.
The New Jersey native, who got into some hot water after allowing her 5-year-old daughter to use a tanning bed, is currently putting together a line of self-tanning lotion with skin guru Dana Ramos called Real Tan Mom Healthy Glow.
In correlation with her new venture, Krentcil has shot a series of photos in a tiny string bikini, and decided to take the top half of that ensemble off at one point.
Between getting down on all fours, posing in the ocean and attempting to cover her not-so-itty-bitty tatas, Tanning Mom gave us a whole lotta imagery we wish we could unsee.