Who wants to talk about Tony Stark when Gwyneth Paltrow's Iron Man 3 press tour could just be a running commentary of how she is better than everyone ever (which she is, for the record. No one is better than the Queen of Goop.).
During a sit-down with Ireland's Independent, Gwynnie played a game where she was given hypothetical scenarios and was to say whether they applied to her or not. Like, would she binge-eat Cheetos (no) or go to bed drunk without taking off her makeup ("I did that last night!").
"Would you call Madonna and tell her your abs are far superior?" the interviewer asked, to which Gwyneth laughed and replied, "No, I don't think I would. Why rub it in? Let's face it."
"I'll Polaroid my abs and text them to her," Paltrow continued joking about the Material Girl.
And while she might not be shoveling Cheetos Puffs into her mouth and then licking the cheese dust off her fingers (hence, the abs), Gwyn did admit that she's not the health nut everyone assumes she is.
"I think people think I have a healthier image than I actually have. I'm very about balance in both things," she explained. "Always do a little of the bad stuff while you're trying to be good."
Make sure you watch the full interview over at Independent.ie!