Since Magic Mike, America has enjoyed a love affair with the male stripper. The greasier, the methier, the more roided-out, the better! The one-hour special "I'm a Stripper!" exposes the slightly-less-glamorous backstage lives of male strippers, and yes - it's going to be a cornerstone of upcoming Soup episodes. For perspective, here's a clip of male strippers talking about how they get "hard" for the stage that didn't make the show. Yeah. There's even better to come.
Somewhere, in a racecar waterbed on the hill, Michael Bay is stroking his nipples and reeeeally regretting not naming Pain & Gain "Rock Hard & Ready."